I'm all about a Hooter's Chicken Wing and a cold beer but I just don't understand the concept. In route home Saturday from LSU (doing the daughter's apt. Shuffle). Hot, drenched, tired and irritable, I spot a new Hooter's right out of Baton Rouge on I-12 and I think to myself. Have you ever seen a middle aged woman with NOT SO PERKY HOOTERS, wearing clear leotards, hot pants and a wife beater t-shirt serving Chicken Wings? I DON'T THINK SO!
As I’m dazing out the window and having this ever so shallow thought. I say to my husband we should have stopped and had an ice cold beer and some Hooters. He spits his diet coke clear cross the steering wheel and and says "honey I'm supposed to say that". Well he knew what I meant to say. And that's exactly why the words Hooter and chicken wings should never be commingled for a profit. Seems the jokes on us and here is why.
The Hooters system is currently comprised of over 450 locations in 43 states and 26 countries. I mean some man (I'm assuming it’s a man, cause well I won’t go there) woke up one morning and said I'm going to whip up a batch of hot chicken wings and get a group of very endowed woman to tote them around on a tray. Shortly thereafter he's a millonaire. Now the truth is we love their chicken wings so much we really wouldn't care if they were served by a 34 Double D or a 34 Long.
Please someone tell me why there are no food establishments where men serve food in jock straps or weenie bikinies? Seriously!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
MY VERY FIRST BLOG
“Just stay Neutral” Seriously? What does that mean? Should you not have an opinion? I have a lifetime friend who since I can remember has always used the term “I’m Switzerland” when participating in ever so delicate subjects. Trust me there were exceptions to this rule and for the most part I thought it was a little too safe and often very boring. Believe me when I tell you, I have very little knowledge in the subject of history including Switzerland’s standards of practice nor do I care. What I do know is a little bit about everything or should I say “I have a lot to say about nothing” which makes for a very dangerous Blog site. (Did I mention that I am happily married with three grown kids (or at least they think they are) who are away at college and work. So what that equates to is a very bored Empty Nester trying to make sense of my purpose on this earth. That’s where you and the new Blog site enters in to the equation. Here is the good news. You certainly do don’t have to read my Blogs but if you so choose, you certainly do not have to agree with them either. (remember the aforementioned Switzerland approach).
Hope you enjoy!
Hope you enjoy!